True Weightlessness" By Andy Gravity

True Weightlessness" By Andy Gravity

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"True Weightlessness" by Andy Gravity

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We show our present joking, giggling race, True joy consists in gravity and grace. -- Garrick
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It is true that if your paperboy throws your paper into the bushes for five straight days it can be explained by Newton's Law of Gravity.
But it takes Murphy's law to explain why it is happening to you....
Universe, n.: The problem. -- Andy Tannenbaum
Gravity is an unforgiving motherfucker.
Friction is a drag & Gravity Sucks!!