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• Communist (n.): A person winning an argument with a Conservative.
• No, a liberal is someone who insists that the government should intervene and restrict argument-winning on grounds that violates people's self-esteem and is clearly prejudicial to peoples whose cultural and socioeconomic upbringing do not allow them to develop competitive arguing skills.
• There is a world of difference between making instant coffee and winning an argument with an Italian.
• percent-S /per-sent' es'/ n. [From the code in C's printf(3) library function used to insert an arbitrary string argument] An unspecified person or object.
  I was just talking to some percent-s in administration." Compare random....
• A Liberal is a man too broad-minded to take his own side in an argument. -- Robert Fro
• Liberal (n): Anyone who disagrees with you.
• A liberal is a person whose interests aren't at stake, at the moment. -- Willis Playe