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• If you close your eyes, You won't see them dying -- Eric Bogle
• Nothing matters to you. Except your holy war.
• May a weird holy man move in with you.
• May a weird holy man put a curse on you.
• DINGO: You must spank her well and after you have spanked her you may deal with her as you like and then .
  .. spank me. AMAZING: And spank me! STUNNER: And me....
• There is no such thing as a holy war. -- Solomon Sho
• FIRST VILLAGER: We have found a witch. May we burn her? -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail
• THERE you are Eric. NO, WES, NO! ZZZAAAPPP
• Marriage is when you get to keep your girl and don't have to give her back to her parents -- What Exactly is marriage?
  ? -- Eric, AGE 6...