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• pistol n. [IBM] A tool that makes it all too easy for you to shoot yourself in the foot.
  Unix rm * makes such a nice pistol!...
• pistol: [IBM] n. A tool that makes it all too easy for you to shoot yourself in the foot.
  UNIX `rm *' makes such a nice pistol!" -- The AI Hackers Dictionary...
• If you try to be too sharp, you will cut yourself.
• You are taking yourself far too seriously.
• You have taken yourself too seriously.
• Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking. -- Murphy's laws on sex
• Homer: [sighs] I love you, Marge. Marge: I love you too, Homey.
  Homer: Everything in our lives is finally perfectly balanced....
• You are what you are and little can be gained by making a fool of yourself trying to be someone else, someone you are not.
  Be true to yourself....
• This is NOT a repeat.