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To Justify His Theft, One Trade Union Official, Caught With His Hand In The Till, Explained That He Was Using The Money To Fight Communism.
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To justify his theft, one trade union official, caught with his hand
in the till, explained that he was using the money to fight Communism.
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"You claim," he jeered, "that my client came at you with a broken bottle in his hand....