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• You may be redneck... if your mailbox is in the shape of any farm animal.
• Your government is here to help you.........NOT!!!!!!!!
• You tell 'em Printer, I'm not your type.
• You are never selfish with your advice or your help.
• You shouldn't have to pay for your love with your bones and your flesh. -- Pat Benata
• You shouldn't have to pay for your love with your bones and your flesh.
  -- Pat Benatar, "Hell is for Childre...
• How is 't with you, That you do bend your eye on vacancy?
  -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Hamlet -- Act iii, Sc. 4...
• Keep your chin up, it helps you keep your mouth shut.
• Keep your eye clear and hit 'em where they ain't. -- Wee Willie Keele