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• People ask for criticism, but they only want praise. -- Somerset Maugham
• Phone Sex isn't good enough for me!
• If the King's English was good enough for Jesus, it's good enough for me!
  -- "Ma" Ferguson, Governor of Texas (circa 1920)...
• If the King's English was good enough for Jesus, it's good enough for me!
  -- Ma Ferguson, Governor of Texas (circa 1920)...
• Nobody wants constructive criticism. It's all we can do to put up with constructive praise.