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• The Army needs leaders the way a foot needs a big toe. -- Bill Murray
• 1. If the work has to be finished today, the part will roll to the most inaccessible part of the room.
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• If you rap your knuckles against a window jamb or doo
  if you brush your leg against a bed or desk, if you catch your foot in a curled- up corner of a rug, or strike a toe against a desk or chair, go back and repeat the sequence....
• Programmers used to batch environments may find it hard to live without giant listing
  we would find it hard to use them. -- D. M. Ritchie...