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• There was a man who enjoyed playing golf, and could occasionallly put up with taking in a round with his wife.
  One time (with his wife along) he was having an extremely bad round....
• He did not mean to be cruel. If anybody had called him so, he would have resented it extremely.
  He would have said that what he did was done entirely for the good of the country....
• The gods gave man fire and he invented fire engines. They gave him love and he invented marriage.
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• I saw a man pursuing the Horizon, 'Round and round they sped.
  I was disturbed at this, I accosted the man, "It is futile," I said....