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• Man is a religious Animal. He is the only Religious Animal.
  He is the only animal that has the True Religion - several of them....
• Man is a Religious Animal. He is the only Religious Animal that has the True Religion -- several of them.
  He is the only animal that loves his neighbor as himself and cuts his throat if his theology isn't straight....
• Two men came before Nasrudin when he was magistrate.
  The first man said, "This man has bitten my ear -- I demand compensation....
• Bernard Shaw is an excellent man; he has not an enemy in the world, and none of his friends like him either.
  -- Oscar Wilde...
• An Animal that knows who it is, one that has a sense of his own identity, is a discontented creature, doomed to create new problems for himself for the duration of his stay on this planet.
  Since neither the mouse nor the chip knows what is, he is spared all the vexing problems that follow this discovery....
• Man is the sole animal whose nudities offend his own companions, and the only one who, in his natural actions, withdraws and hides himself from his own kind.
  -- Montaigne, "Apology for Raymond Sebonde...