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• Don't breath, be oblivious! -- random thought generato
• Midterm advice from the random thought generator: Don't scream, be educated!
• CPU - Random number generato
• Never trust a random generator in magic fields.
• A bad random number generator: 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 4.33e+67, 1, 1, 1
• Seed me, Seymour -- a random number generator meets the big green mother from outer space
• It's time to get a new cookie file when you have some kind of deja-vu when reading this cookie.
  Alternatively, get a program with a better random number generator. -- Yoshi...
• Random Number God [rec.games.roguelike.angband; often abbreviated `RNG'] The malign force which lurks behind the random number generator in Angband (and by extension elsewhere).
  A dark god that demands sacrifices and toys with its victims....
• I am astounded ... at the wonderful power you have developed - and terrified at the thought that so much hideous and bad music may be put on record forever.
  -- Arthur Sullivan, -- on seeing a demonstration of Edison's new talking machine in 1888...