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• A blow from the frying pan, if it doesn't hurt, blackens. -- Proverb from "Life in Hell
• Always lick the suction cup before you shoot the dart gun at the TV set.
  -- Proverb from "Life in Hell...
• SIREN, n. One of several musical prodigies famous for a vain attempt to dissuade Odysseus from a life on the ocean wave.
  Figuratively, any lady of splendid promise, dissembled purpose and disappointing performance....
• Very little life in a lifetime. -- Emerson.
• The aim of every artist is to arrest motion, which is life, by artificial means and hold it fixed so that a hundred years later, when a stranger looks at it, it moves again since it is life.
  -- William Faulkne...
• The temperature of Heaven can be rather accurately computed.
  Our authority is Isaiah 30:26, "Moreover, the light of the Moon shall be as the light of the Sun and the light of the Sun shall be sevenfold, as the light of seven days....
• Life is Hell.