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• Yes, but did you read the REALLY fine print?
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  I really love you. Marge: Oh, Homey. I know you love me....
• For the first time in the history of our country the majority of our people believe that the next five years will be worse than the past five years.
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• No, I understand now," Auberon said, calm in the woods -- it was so simple, really.
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• Beartraps are provided for the convenience of our patrons!
• Woman: Why would you want to work at a Kwik-E-Mart?
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• The time for bickering has past. Now is the time to drop our gloves.
• Take time to do the things that really make you happy.