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  -- Mrs. Nussbaum (Minerva Pious)...
• Luther Burbank crossed a potato with a sponge. He got something that tastes awful but it holds a lot of gravy.
  -- Doodles Weave...
• The most successful businessman is the man who holds onto the old just as long as it is good, and grabs the new just as soon as it is better.
  -- Robert P. Vanderpoel...
• Couch Potato
• It's potato, not potatoe.
• Serial Interface : A spoon.
• The Greasy Spoon: Chris Coe
• Tempt me with a spoon!
• Great big gobs of greasy, grimey, gopher's guts, Mutilated monkey meat, Little birdies dirty feet.
  Great big gobs of greasy grimey gopher's guts, And I forgot my spoon!...