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• If there are two possible ways to spell a person's name, you will pick the wrong one.
  -- Second Law of Business Meetings If there is only one way to spell a name, you will spell it wrong, anyway....
• Second Law of Business Meetings: If there are two possible ways to spell a person's name, you will pick the wrong one.
  Corollary: If there is only one way to spell a name, you will spell it wrong, anyway....
• Second Law of Business Meetings: If there are two possible ways to spell a person's name, you will pick the wrong spelling.
• A chrysanthemum by any other name would be easier to spell.
• Your rich uncle will die, but will spell your name incorrectly.
• Things go right long enough to lull you into a false sense of security, then they go totally wrong.
  -- Morley's law...