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  -- Walter Slovotsky, The Warrior Lives by Joel Rosenberg...
• If you want to have a long life, you must give up all those things that would make a long life interesting and fun.
• A government that is big enough to give you all you want is big enough to take it all away.
  -- Barry Goldwate...
• When I did my self-portrait, I left all the pimples out because you always should.
  Pimples are a temporary condition and they don't have anything to do with what you really look like....
• Lisa: Just buy [the suit]. You don't have to rationalize everything.
  Marge: All right, I will buy it. It'll be good for the economy....
• DO YOU HAVE A RESTLESS URGE TO PROGRAM? *** Do you want the instant respect that comes from being able to use technical terms that nobody understands?
  Do you want to strike fear and loathing into the hearts of DP managers everywhere?...
• Not enough brains cells for the Prozac to be effective.