This warning from the New York City Department of Health Fraud: Be
suspicious of any doctor who tries to take your temperature with his
finger.
-- David Letterman
suspicious of any doctor who tries to take your temperature with his
finger.
-- David Letterman
Related:
- Interesting survey in the current Journal of Abnormal Psychology:
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Tough summer out there, but I was pretty excited.... - Someone did a study of the three most-often-heard phrases in New York
City.
One is "Hey, taxi." Two is, "What train do I take... - Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines.
David... - According to the Rand McNally Places-Rated Almanac,
the best place to live in America is the city of Pittsburgh... - According to the Rand McNally Places-Rated Almanac,
the best place to live in America is the city of Pittsburgh...
From the same category:
- Saul and Jonathan were lovely and pleasant in their lives,
and in their death they were not divided. -- Old Testament... - Autocracy is based on the assumption that one man is wiser than a million
men.
Let's play that one over again, too. Who decides? ... - H: If a 'GOBLIN (HOB) waylays you,
Slice him up before he slays you.
Nothing makes you look a slob Like running from a... - Morris had been down on his luck for months, and, though not a devoutly
religious man,
had begun to visit the local synagogue to ask God's... - Everybody gets free BORSCHT!
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Zippy the...
