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• You may be redneck... if all of your four-letter words are two syllables.
• 'Has eighteen letters' does.
• hakspek: /hak'speek/ n. A shorthand method of spelling found on many British academic bulletin boards and {talker system}s.
  Syllables and whole words in a sentence are replaced by single ASCII characters the names of which are phonetically similar or equivalent, while multiple letters are usually dropped....
• This sentence contains thinly veiled political satire.
• Some to church repair, Not for the doctrine, but the music there.
  These equal syllables alone require, Though oft the ear the open vowels tire...
• The years of peak mental activity are undoubtedly between the ages of four and eighteen.
  At four we know all the questions, at eighteen all the answers....