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• You are in a shiny clean room.
• Dead end crawl.
• A dead comic is at his wit's end...
• What's the world coming to? A dead end...
• An unconscious troll is sprawled on the floor. All passages out of the room are open.
• Has a room temperature IQ.
• I gave my love an Apple, that had no core; I gave my love a building, that had no floo
  I wrote my love a program, that had no end; I gave my love an upgrade, with no cryin'....
• A real estate agent, looking over a farmer's house for possible sale, commented to the farmer how sturdy the house looked.
  The farmer replied, "Yep, built it with my bare hands....