This Planet Has -- Or Rather Had -- A Problem, Which Was Thi

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This planet has -- or rather had -- a problem, which was this: most
of the people living on it were unhappy for pretty much of the time.
Many solutions were suggested for this problem, but most of these
were largely concerned with the movements of small green pieces of
paper, which is odd because on the whole it wasn't the small green
pieces of paper that were unhappy.
-- Douglas Adams
-- The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy