This Limerick's Signed "Anonymous" To Keep The Author Autonomous Cause The Rhyming Scheme's Bad And The Scan Is Just Sad And The Punch Line Is Really Abominous.

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This limerick's signed "Anonymous"
To keep the author autonomous
Cause the rhyming scheme's bad
And the scan is just sad
And the punch line is really abominous.

I'm not really bad. I just write messages that way.
Nature draws the line. I just keep crossing that sucker.
Don't expect people to keep in step-- it's hard enough just staying in line.
He who laughs last -- missed the punch line.
OLD KEY PUNCH OPERATORS never die, they just punch out.
If you drink enough wine, it doesn't matter how bad it is. -- Anonymou
You put a couple cockroach heads on toothpicks next to that and it'll definitely keep the bugs away.
-- Karl suggests a use for a really bad photo of... Karl...
Like you, I am frequently haunted by profound questions related to man's place in the Scheme of Things.
Here are just a few: Q -- Is there life after death?...
SMILEY ;:-) really bad toupee

This Limerick's Signed "Anonymous" To Keep The Author Autonomous Cause The Rhyming Scheme's Bad And The Scan Is Just Sad And The Punch Line Is Really Abominous.

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