This is a test.
For the next sixty seconds, this station will conduct a test
of the Emergency Broadcast System. The broadcasters in your
area, in cooperation with the FCC and local authorities, have
devised this system in order to keep you informed in the event
of an emergency. Had this been an actual emergency, you would
have been instructed where to turn, in your area, for news
and official information. This is only a test.
For the next sixty seconds, this station will conduct a test
of the Emergency Broadcast System. The broadcasters in your
area, in cooperation with the FCC and local authorities, have
devised this system in order to keep you informed in the event
of an emergency. Had this been an actual emergency, you would
have been instructed where to turn, in your area, for news
and official information. This is only a test.
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Had this been an actual emergency, we would have fled in terror,
and you would not have been informed... - This is a test of the Emergency Broadcast System. If this had been an
actual emergency,
do you really think we'd stick around to tell you... - This is a test of the Emergency Broadcast System. If this had been an
actual emergency,
do you really think we'd stick around to tell you... - Had this been an actual emergency, we would have fled in terror,
and you would not have been informed...
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who'll blind
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he's _dead_..! -- Edmund :...
