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• Subject to approval. This is not an offer to sell securities.
• A lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.
• The following appeared in a newsletter offering advice to investors.
  "Over 80 percent of the respondents to a recent survey indicated a desire to reduce their intake of foods containing fats and cholesterol, and today low-fat products abound in many food stores....
• Dowling's Law of Photography: One missed photographic opportunity creates a desire to purchase two additional pieces of equipment.
• One missed photographic opportunity creates a desire to purchase two additional pieces of equipment.
  -- Pern's Photography Law...
• How many senators -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two to sponsor the bill and thirty-three to constitute a quorum....
• Faint hearts never win in love nor sell life insurance.
• Restaurant: An eating place that does not sell drugs.
• May your priest offer to sell you a tape recording of your last confession.