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• wizard: n. 1. A person who knows how a complex piece of software or hardware works (that is, who {grok}s it)
  esp. someone who can find and fix bugs quickly in an emergency....
• wizard n. 1. Transitively, a person who knows how a complex piece of software or hardware works (that is, who groks it)
  esp. someone who can find and fix bugs quickly in an emergency....
• How much does it cost to entice a dope-smoking UNIX system guru to Dayton?
  -- Brian Boyle, UNIX/WORLD's First Annual Salary Survey...
• How much does it cost to entice a dope-smoking UNIX system guru to Dayton?
  -- UNIX/WORLD's First Annual Salary Survey, Brian Boyle...
• There was once a programmer who was attached to the court of the warlord of Wu.
  The warlord asked the programmer: "Which is easier to desig...
• There was once a programmer who was attached to the court of the warlord Wu.
  The warlord asked the programmer: "Which is easier to desig...
• forked adj. [Unix; prob. influenced by a mainstream expletive] Terminally slow, or dead.
  Originated when one system was slowed to a snail's pace by an inadvertent fork bomb....