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• If you can't make it good, make it expensive.
• One of the most expensive things in life is a girl who is free for the evening.
• This limerick is **SO**FILTHY** that it would offend you.
  So I'll put "di-dah" for the filthy words: Di-dah, di-dah, di-dah di-dah, Di-dah di-dah di-dah, di-dah...
• All Good Things Come In Numbers . . .
• The best equipment for your work is, of course, the most expensive.
  However, your neighbor is always wasting money that should be yours by judging things by their price....
• What this country needs is a good five cent cigar that sells for a nickel and smells more expensive.
  This is not what we got right now....