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• Ah, the morning horoscope. "Today will be a day like every other day" -- D'oh!
  It just gets worse and worse....
• SMILEY d:-) baseball playe
• Smile, things could get worse. And they will.
• Live every day as if it were your last and then some day you'll be right.
• Baseball serves as a good model for democracy in actio
  Every player is equally important and each has a chance to be a hero. -- Edward Abbey...
• There comes a time in every man's life and I've had many of them.
  -- Casey Stengel, baseball player, Mets manage...
• SMILEY d:-( Baseball player on strike...
• Homer: What are you doing! That putter is to you what a baseball bat is to a baseball player!
  What a violin is... to the... the guy that....
• Things could be a lot worse. -- Joyce Carol Oate