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• What the meaning of human life may be I don't know
  I incline to suspect that it has none. -- H. L. Mencke...
• There's none deceived but he that trusts. -- Ben Frankli
• Many might go to heaven with half the labor they go to hell. -- Ben Johnso
• When I take the humor of a thing once, I am like your tailor's needle- I go through.
  -- Ben Johnso...
• Talking and eloquence are not the same thing: to speak, and to speak well, are two things.
  A fool may talk, but a wise man speaks. --Ben Johnso...
• To live well, know the difference between good and evil.
• It is a lot more fun to suspect someone of something than to know the true facts of the case under discussion.
• You know you should be swimming when . . . You horribly misinterpret the TV cop's statement that he plans to "tail" a suspect.
• Better the devil you know than none at all.