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• If God had meant us to eat meringue, he would have made chickens fart more.
• One morning, Daddy bear came down for breakfast to find his porridge bowl empty.
  He angrily growled,"who`s been eating my porridge?...
• Porridge: oat cuisine.
• The only thing experience teaches us is that experience teaches us nothing. -- Andre Mauroi
• The only thing that experience teaches us is that experience teaches us nothing.
  -- Andre Maurois (Emile Herzog)...
• Incongruous -- Where U.S. laws are made.
• Cows are vegetarians, let us eat some beef.
• I never thrust my nose into other men's porridge. It is no bread and butter of mine
  every man for himself, and God for us all. -- Miguel de Cervantes (1547-1616) -- Don Quixote, Part i, Book iii, Chap....
• Experience is the comb that nature gives us when we are bald. Belgian proverb