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• There once was a system called VMS Of cycles by no means abstemious.
  It's chock full of hacks And runs on a VAX And makes my poor stomach all squeamious....
• Stinginess with privileges is kindness in disguise. -- Guide to VAX/VMS Security, Sep. 1984
• Unix and the world Unix with you; VAX and you VAX alone.
• VMS /V-M-S/ n. DEC's proprietary operating system for its VAX minicompute
  one of the seven or so environments that loom largest in hacker folklore....
• VMS: /V-M-S/ n. DEC's proprietary operating system for its VAX minicompute
  one of the seven or so environments that loom largest in hacker folklore....
• One of the questions that comes up all the time i
  How enthusiastic is our support for UNIX? Unix was written on our machines and for our machines many years ago....
• One of the questions that comes up all the time i
  How enthusiastic is our support for UNIX? Unix was written on our machines and for our machines many years ago....