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• DON'T call me dude, dude.
• Nobody hipped me to that, dude. -- Pee Wee
• We've come a long way since the world was flat.
• A map of the world without Utopia is not worth glancing at." -- Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)
• Yo momma's glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving.
• Give me a map and a compass, and I'll fly the Alps in a plane with no windows.
• Lenny: Wow, check out that van! It looks like it doesn't even _need_ out business.
  Carl: Hey, let's go!...
• Andrew Jackson was the only U.S. President to believe that the world is flat.
• Otto: [at Bart's wake] Good-bye, little dude. [to Principal Skinner] He looks so lifelike, man!
  Pr.S: Yes, the nurse did a wonderful job reconstructing his little face after the fight....