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The Vector] Has Never Been Of The Slightest Use To Any Creature.
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"[The vector] has never been of the slightest use to any creature."
-- Lord Kelvin "Vector Calculus by Marsden and Tromba"
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bogo-sort /boh`goh-sort'/ n. (var. `stupid-sort') The archetypical perversely awful algorithm (as opposed to bubble sort, which is merely the generic bad algorithm).
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Never use an elevator in a building that has been hit by a nuclear bomb
use the stairs. -- Safety Tips for the Post-Nuclear Existence...
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meme /meem/ n. [coined by analogy with `gene', by Richard Dawkins] An idea considered as a replicator, esp.
with the connotation that memes parasitize people into propagating them much as viruses do....
meme: /meem/ [coined by analogy with `gene', by Richard Dawkins] n.
An idea considered as a {replicator}, esp. with the connotation that memes parasitize people into propagating them much as viruses do....