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• So, how's your love life? Still holding your own?
• Life is but a moment. THerefore a moment of love is worth a lifetime.
• If we are still here to witness the destruction of our planet some five billion years or more hence
  hen we will have achieved something so unprecedented in the history of life that we should be willing to sing our swansong with joy-- *sic transit gloria mundi*....
• A traveling salesman was driving past a farm when he saw a pig with three wooden legs executing a magnificent series of backflips and cartwheels.
  Intrigued, he drove up to the farmhouse, where he found an old farmer sitting in the yard watching the pig....
• aga n. [WPI] A cuspy but bogus raving story about N random broken people.
  Here is a classic example of the saga form, as told by Guy L....
• A Requiem For Today's Technologist A computer is my lover The only life I've ever known I've given it my soul And in return I've got it's own.
  I tried to love a human But he filled my days with pain The ache was so intense, I swore I'd not love man again....
• A heart in love with beauty never grows old. -- Ancient Turkish Proverb
• It always does seem to me that I am doing more work than I should do.
  It is not that I object to the work, mind you; I like work...
• If the girl you love moves in with another guy once, it's more than enough.
  Twice, it's much too much. Three times, it's the story of your life....