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• REPUBLICANS do as their lobbyists tell them to
• Avoid unnecessary branches.
• They say it's the responsibility of the media to look at government -- especially the president -- with a microscope.
  I don't argue with that, but when they use a proctoscope, it's going too far....
• They say it's the responsibility of the media to look at government -- especially the president -- with a microscope.
  I don't argue with that, but when they use a proctoscope, it's going too far. -- Richard Nixo...
• Liberals are nothing more than lobbyists for criminals.
• All government programs have three things in common: a beginning, a muddle, and no end.
• Your family tree has no branches.
• The young gentleman, according to Fates and Destinies and such odd sayings, the Sisters Three and such branches of learning, is indeed deceased
  or, as you would say in plain terms, gone to heaven....
• Yo momma got a wooden leg with branches.