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• New Crime Identified: "Tech Rage" HARRISBURG, IL -- The police department in this Illinois town has coined a new term for a growing trend in crime
  ech rage". Tech rage shares many similarities with another modern crime, "road rage", but instead of affecting drivers, tech rage is experienced by disgruntled computer users....
• System going down at 5 this afternoon to install scheduler bug.
• Quote #112 "Remember, high-tech means breaks down next week, while cutting edge means breaks down this afternoon.
  -- Bruce Sterling...
• Mad Programmer Commits Suicide KENNETT, MO -- For two years Doug Carter toiled away in his basement computer lab working on his own 'Dougnix' operating system.
  Apparently he was sick of Windows 95 so he decided to create his own OS, based loosely on Unix....
• Politics is the ability to foretell what is going to happen tomorrow, next week, next month and next year.
  And to have the ability afterwards to explain why it didn't happen. -- Winston Churchill...
• It must have been the lightning storm we had (yesterday) (last week) (last month)
• A manager went to the master programmer and showed him the requirements document for a new application.
  The manager asked the master: "How long will it take to design this system if I assign five programmers to it?...
• Unfortunately we have run out of bits/bytes/whatever.
  Don't worry, the next supply will be coming next week....