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• The sum of the Universe is zero.
• Black holes result from God dividing the universe by zero.
• That's about the sum of it.
• The Diddle factor changes things so that the equation and the universe appear to fit, without requiring any real change in either.
  This has the characteristic of eliminating differences by dropping the subject under discussion to zero importance....
• Coito ergo sum
• Cogito, ergo sum conservative.
• Cogito, ergo sum liberal.
• Coito ergo sum -- A. Taylo