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• Lie me alibi -- Steven King.
• Sparrows do it for a lark (hearsay).
• Sparrows like bacon rind, tits like watermelons.
• We're all going to die; I'm just trying to make it a little more interesting. -- Steven King
• What about reality, you ask? Well, as far as I'm concered reality can go take a flying fuck at a rolling doughnut.
  -- Stephen King...
• English sparrows and starlings eat the farmers grain and soil his corpse.
• Thank you for flying U.S.A.F. We hope that you will consider us again when your travel plans next include bombing Tripoli.
• Some people say that I must be a horrible person, but that's not true.
  I have the heart of a young boy -- in a jar on my desk. -- Steven King, 3/8/90...
• Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall!
  All the king's horses, And all the king's men, Had scrambled eggs for breakfast again!...