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• What the hell... it worked on Star Trek!
• Captain's Log, star date 21:34.5.
• So you're from outer space!" "Actually, I'm from Iowa
  I just WORK in outer space." -- Captain Kirk on careers -- Star Trek IV...
• Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for a star. WOODY ALLEN
• Apology accepted, Captain Needa. -- Han Solo (Star Wars)
• Your logic was impeccable, Captain. We are in grave danger. -- Star Trek
• Every kid dreams of being the star of their own TV show.
  Take it from me, it's a living hell. -- Marshall, "Reality Takes a Holiday", Eerie Indiana...
• It's not just a spaceship! Its a transformer!