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• emo me impune lacessit" [no one attacks me with impunity] -- Scottish motto
• Spirits of peace, where are ye? Are ye all gone? And leave me here in wretchedness behind ye?
  -- William Shakespeare...
• You use unfamiliar words -- please re-phrase it, or try something else.
• Never take a stone to break an egg when you can use the back of your knife. -- Scottish Proverb
• If it's not Scottish IT'S CRRAAAPPP.
• Homer: Hear ye, hear ye. My daughter has something to say about Jebediah Springfield.
  Moe: Aw, look. That cutie wants to say something cute....
• For there 's nae luck about the house, There 's nae luck at a'
  There 's little pleasure in the house When our gudeman 's awa'....
• If it ain't Scottish, it's CRAP!
• If it isn't Scottish...it's CRRRRRAP!