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  -- William S. Gilbert (1836-1911), "The Mikado...
• Volcanoes have a grandeur that is grim And earthquakes only terrify the dolts, And to him who's scientific There is nothing that's terrific In the pattern of a flight of thunderbolts!
  -- W.S. Gilbert, "The Mikado...
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  -- Van Roy's Second Law...
• 0484 Can you distinguish between sections 4 and 5 of the Unix manual? -- from THE HACKER TEST
• When the elderly and distinguished scientists rally round the idea, and proclaim it as a major scientific breakthrough, it will turn out to be wrong after all.
• What is the difference between method and device? A method is a device which you use twice.
  -- Quoted by George Polya...
• Real computer scientists despise the idea of actual hardware.
  Hardware has limitations, software doesn't. It's a real shame that Turing machines are so poor at I/O....