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• But Windows bashing is my job...my only job.
• Hoover: Ralph, A. Janey, A. And Lisa, for your, ahem, essay "Jebediah Springfield
  Super Fraud", F. Lisa: But it's all true. Hoove...
• The nice thing about Windows is - It does not just crash, it displays a dialog box and lets you press 'OK' first.
• Now there is fame! Of all-hunger, misery, the incomprehension by the public-fame is by far the worst.
  It is the castigation of God by the artist. It is sad....
• The Box, 1969 by Kendrew LaSalles Once upon a time
  in the land of Hush-a-Bye, Around about the wonderous days of yore, They came across a sort of box, all bound with chains and locked with locks, And labeled, "Kindly Do Not Touch....
• Windows is a False Prophet - Vodka is the True Messiah.
• Narrow-minded provincialism: Sad to say but true--I am more interested in the mountain lions of Utah
  he wild pigs of Arizona, than I am in the fate of all the Arabs of Araby, all the Wogs of Hindustan, all the Ethiopians of Abyssinia....
• Windows: All form and no substance.