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• But if a man happens to find himself ... he has a mansion which he can inhabit with dignity all the days of his life.
• Every man is the architect of his own life. He builds it just the way he wants it.
  However, after he has built what he wants, he sometimes decides that he doesn't like what he has built and looks for someone or something to blame instead of changing himself....
• He did not mean to be cruel. If anybody had called him so, he would have resented it extremely.
  He would have said that what he did was done entirely for the good of the country....
• The world's most avid baseball fan (an Aggie) had arrived at the stadium for the first game of the World Series only to realize he had left his ticket at home.
  Not wanting to miss any of the first inning, he went to the ticket booth and got in a long line for another seat....
• One fine day, the bus driver went to the bus garage, started his bus, and drove off along the route.
  No problems for the first few stops -- a few people got on, a few got off, and things went generally well....
• A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward.
  -- Franklin Delano Roosevelt (1882-1945)...
• And the crowd was stilled. One elderly man, wondering at the sudden silence, turned to the Child and asked him to repeat what he had said.
  Wide-eyed, the Child raised his voice and said once again, "Why, the Emperor has no clothes!...
• WEREWOLF, n. A wolf that was once, or is sometimes, a man.
  All werewolves are of evil disposition, having assumed a bestial form to gratify a beastial appetite, but some, transformed by sorcery, are as humane and is consistent with an acquired taste for human flesh....