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• The old American way to spell cheese was K-R-A-F-T. Now, it's P-H-I-L-I-P-M-O-R-R-I-S.
• T-A+G-L-I+N-E--+M-E-A+S-U-R+I-N-G+--G-A+U-G-E
• If I were to walk on water, the press would say I'm only doing it because I can't swim.
  -- Bob Stanfield...
• I\_____________o______________o___/I\ l * / /_/ * __ ' .
  * l I"""_____________l______________l___"""I\ l *// _l__l_ ....
• (I)gnore (R)etry (A)bort (M)eltdow
• Canadian Alphabet:eh,b,c,d,e,f,g,h,i,j,k,l,m,n,o,p,q,r,s,t,u,v,w,x,y,z.
• GAT d-- -p+ c++(+++) l- u+(++) e++(*) m+ s-/+ n+ h f* g+ w+ t+ r+ !y
• Love is the only weapon we need. -- Rev H. R. L. Sheppard
• The letters H, A, L are alphabetically adjacent to the letters I, B, M.