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• There's no real need to do housework -- after four years it doesn't get any worse.
• Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.
  -- Phyllis Diller There is no need to do any housework at all....
• Sprinters do it after years of conditioning.
• Sex is like housework. A woman can do a real good job, but it never stays done--and the better job she does, the more likely she is to do it again real soon.
• The real problem with Dan Quayle is that no one is sure of his qualificatio
  o no one can speak with any authority about what kind of work he is out of, or what is needed for him to find something to do....
• There is one comforting conclusion which is easy for a real mathematician.
  Real mathematics has no effects on war. No one has yet discovered any warlike purpose to be served by the theory of numbers or relativity, and it seems unlikely that anyone will do so for many years....
• The most recent attempt to revive the moribund campus lef
  a national conference held at Rutgers University February 5-7, ended when the participants decided that they were too racist to found a new national organization....