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• Go ahead. Attack me with that banana.
• This tagline contains a virus: go ahead and copy me!
• One morning, four years ago, something happened that I will never forget.
  I woke up, and I looked at myself in the mirror, because I happened to wake up in the bathroom, and I said to myself, "Dave, you have a wonderful wife, you have a newborn son, you have a good job, you have friends who care about you, you have a lawn mower that starts on the second or third pull--you have everything a man could possibly want, and a whole lifetime ahead of you to enjoy it in....
• The holy passion of Friendship is of so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring a nature that it will last through a whole lifetime, if not asked to lend money.
  -- Mark Twai...
• Go ahead, flame me...I've got heavy duty surge protectors.
• Methuselah lived to be 969 years old. You boys and girls will see more in the next fifty years than Methuselah saw in his whole lifetime.
  -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)...
• He taught us drawing, stretching, and fainting in coils.
• RWT: Read/Write while stretching Tape
• There is a gigantic beanstalk stretching all the way up to the hole.