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• No smoke or sparks... hmm... Must be a software problem.
• Thus spake the master programmer: "Without the wind, the grass does not move.
  Without software, hardware is useless." -- Geoffrey James, "The Tao of Programming...
• Reliable software must kill people reliably. -- Andy Mickel
• dead adj. 1. Non-functional; down; crashed. Especially used of hardware.
  2. At XEROX PARC, software that is working but not undergoing continued development and support....
• Be realistic! Demand the impossible!
• COD: Crash On Demand
• System hackers swap on demand.
• Einstein argued that there must be simplified explanations of nature, because God is not capricious or arbitrary.
  No such faith comforts the software engineer. -- Fred Brook...