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• If God shuts one door, he opens another.
• Which is it, is man one of God's blunders or is God one of man's? -- Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
• Have you not heard these many years ago Jeptha was judge of Israel?
  He had one only daughter and no mo, The which he loved passing well...
• But Calvin is no kind and loving god! He's one of the _old_ gods!
  He demands sacrifice!" -- Calvin & Hobbe...
• One God, one law, one element, And one far-off divine event To which the whole creation moves.
  -- Alfred Tennyson (1809-1892) -- In Memoriam, Conclusion, Stanza 36...
• Which one is the controller? BZBBZZZZTTT....Not that one!
• And for God's sake don't invest money in any brokerage firm in which one of the partners is named 'Frenchy'.
  -- Woody Alle...
• Beauty is one of the rare things which do not lead to doubt of God. -- Jean Anouilh
• War is one of the scourges with which it has pleased God to afflict men. -- Cardinal Richelieu