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• AWTT: Assemble With Tinker Toy
• Not enough mail??? Here, let me help.
• Tolerances will accumulate unidirectionally toward maximum difficulty to assemble.
• It's hot enough to boil a monkey's bum in here, your Majesty.
• There's enough money here to buy 5000 cans of Noodle-Roni! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• Industrial Grade Nano-Paste, Planet's most valuable commodity, can also be one of its most dangerous.
  Simply pour out several canisters, slide in a programming transponder, and step well away while the stuff cooks....
• If you disassemble and assemble something a couple of times, you will have two of them.
• I'm ashamed to be here, but not ashamed enough to leave" -- Stupid country song titles #7