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• A joke is a very serious thing. -- Sir Winston Churchill
• Patience is sorrow's salve. -- Sir Winston Churchill
• Success is never final. -- Sir Winston Churchill
• The empires of the future are the empires of the mind. -- Sir Winston Churchill
• I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
  -- Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)...
• In those days he was wiser than he is now -- he used to frequently take my advice.
  -- Sir Winston Churchill...
• There is nothing more exhilarating than to be shot at without result.
  -- Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)...
• Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not hea
  and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains....
• I gather, young man, that you wish to be a Member of Parliament.
  The first lesson that you must learn is, when I call for statistics about the rate of infant mortality, what I want is proof that fewer babies died when I was Prime Minister than when anyone else was Prime Minister....