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• Balance the budget. Declare politicians a game species!
• Due to Federal Budget problems we have been forced to cut back on the number of users able to access the system at one time.
  (namely none allowed....)...
• Now that the government is going to balance the budget, it is up to the rest of us to budget the balance.
  Some folks think we are getting too much government these days....
• When traveling with children on one's holidays, at least one child of any number of children will request a rest room stop exactly half way between any two given rest rooms.
  -- Mervyn Cripp...
• How many Federal employees -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!...
• Why should I be the one to do it? Why should it be done at all?
  Why should it be done now? Why should it be done this way?...
• The agreement of so many kinds of animals in a certain common structure
  which seems to be fundamental not only in their skeletons, but also in the arrangement of the other parts - so that a wonderfully simple typical form, by the shortening and lengthening of some parts, and by the suppression and development of others, might be able to produce an immense variety of species - allows a ray of hope, however faint, to enter our minds, that here perhaps some result may be obtained, by the application of the principle of the mechanism of nature (without which there can be no natural science in general)....
• Atlanta had a couple inches of snow on the ground for the federal holiday on January 20.
  Now, snow is a wonderful thing for holidays like Christmas, but there's just something not right about a white MLK's Birthday....
• Good news is just life's way of keeping you off balance.