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• War isn't a good life, but it's life. -- Kirk, "A Private Little War," stardate 4211.8.
• A man is as old as the woman he feels. -- Groucho Marx
• An eighty-year-old woman is rocking away the afternoon on her porch when she sees an old, tarnished lamp sitting near the steps.
  She picks it up, rubs it gently, and lo and behold a genie appears!...
• There was an old man of the port Whose prick was remarkably short.
  When he got into bed, The old woman said, "This isn't a prick; it's a wart!...
• A man is only as old as the woman he feels. -- Groucho Marx
• Killing is stupid; useless! -- McCoy, "A Private Little War," stardate 4211.8.
• It's the custom of my people to help one another when we're in trouble.
  -- Kirk, "The Gamesters of Triskelion," stardate 3259.2....
• One man among a thousand have I found; but a woman among all those have I not found.
  -- Old Testament -- Ecclesiastes vii, 28...
• We are wise enugh to know we are wise enough not to interfere with the way of a man or another world.
  -- Kirk, "A Private Little War," stardate 4211.8...